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Pee Pee


I recently got introduced to Renny from Renny BA’s Terella. The most intriguing thing that I found on his blog was his header image. He has put an image of The Angry Boy in the Vigeland Park, Oslo Norway. As soon as I saw the header, it reminded me of someone. I quickly called my friend and asked her a few questions before introducing her to Renny’s blog. 



Here’s the part of conversation that took place between me and her:


Me: When I say Agra, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?

She: Taj Mahal

Me: Babylon?

She: The Hanging Gardens

Me:  Belgium

She: Chocolates

Me: Umm something else?

She: Beer? European Union?


When she couldn’t come up with the answer that I was looking for, I asked her check Renny’s blog. She suddenly screamed on the phone-‘The Pee Poo boy from Belgium.’


I told her that it’s not the Pee chap from Brussels but a similar version. We chit chatted for a while after that and I sat down to find out a little more about the denuded boy, The Mennekan Pis, also known as the Petit Julien in French. 


Let's Pee Together


The reason that my friend reacted with such ebullience was she remembered the time when a group of our friends were making fun of people who come from across the world to check out a guy who is taking a whiz in public. As if they have never seen their naughty kids peeing wholeheartedly at every place. To add it all people buy souvenirs, trinkets, chocolates, post cards of this happy pee chap.


The most difficult lot to digest the fact that people from across the globe go to a watch a peeing boy, are the Indian men. Since generations they have been ranting the slogan- Give us a wall, and we’ll pee. Their argument is that they have been peeing in public from ages but none came to click them or a make a statue of them so that people from far off places come to see them. No one cares about the art that they possess. Rather whenever they are caught by a policeman while peeing in public, they are given warning about paying a buck at Shulabh Shauchalaya (easy toilets),and peeing in private.


I Can Also Pee


When we are talking about the Mennekan Pis, how can we forget the female version of the same, the Jeanneke Pis ? I once argued with a friend that if men can pee in public why can’t women? Today when I think about what I said, I wonder why I can’t keep my big mouth shut at times.

Nevertheless, the main attraction lies in the surprises that Belgium may throw at you. Drink Belgium beer, pee in public, and you may be the next one to get your statue engraved there.;)



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Don\'t scratch any moreRecently a ruling has been issued against men by Italy’s Court of appeal that blatant scratching or holding testicles is “an act contrary to decorum and public decency” Italian men touch their dragon as a sign of good luck; it’s equal to doing a touch wood. Imagine you on the verge of finishing a business deal with an Italian man and suddenly he takes his hand to his thing as mark for good luck to say ‘Touch Cock’; I’d cancel the deal there and then. Eeeeu!! I personally think that a rule like this should be made universal; at least it will help people like us to have a better view early in the mornings when we are waiting for a bus or an auto. Now sometimes you will find an asshole who would be giving you this sly smile and he would go on rubbing his lump continuously. Other than giving a disgusting look in return of murmuring Fuck off! You really can’t do much. The bugger will always have an answer’ It’s my thing, what is your problem?’ I can understand that men who are not very educated don’t give much heed to public mannerisms but I have seen educated high profile men doing this without even caring who is looking at them. Also, they take their own sweet time to scratch- itch! Whaever!. No doubt I am so finicky about shaking hands with men. Leave everything and let’s come to the gentlemen’s game –cricket. Suddenly you will find you favourite cricketer doing this itchy act on international grounds and the whole so-called-gentleman feel is all in drain. Now this is getting enough!. I tried searching about the reasons behind men doing such an obnoxious act without even caring about their image or status and came across a few reasons.

· Hot weather- Hot weather makes them sweat more and the sweat leads to developing fungus and it becomes itchy. So, they scratch to feel relieved. Yeah! Why not?

· Underwear sticking at the wrong place- Now their fucking under wear sticks at all the wrong places, so to bring it to the right place; the hand reaches the wrong place automatically.

· Entangling of pubic hair- Why the fuck do they not cut the hair short so as to avoid all the hassle?

· Gesture of masculinity- Can you beat that? Dudes, if you scratch in front of women and think that you are showing your masculinity, forget it!

Some chauvinists also stated the reasons such as ‘if it itches, we will scratch’, ‘Dogs scratch, cats scratch and men scratch. It’s just nature’s way of taking care of a pressing problem. (I think there are more pressing problems to take care of than pressing your dick in front of others) ’ and, we’ve definitely got more stuff down there than women, so there’s more room for discomfort.(Who cares about others discomfort?)

Okay, I agree with all the reasons for men getting really scratchy but can’t they use loos or their private places to do all the scratching, itching, and masturbating and getting over with it once and for all in a day. Please don’t forget to wash you hands after all your manly gestures. I remember, my boss in the previous company used to scratch his little thing (yes it was so visible) so many times during the day that I always used to make excuses to avoid having lunch with him. The only thing that used to hover in my mind was he must have just touched it. Eeks! This post can’t get more gross than this. I already feel like washing my hands.

Beer bellyI have always been fond of cute and small pot belly of my boyfriend . I have looked forward to sleeping on it when I am feeling low or rubbing my nose on it when I want to cuddle up. But, recently I came across an article published by BBC news which stated that people with even a small pot belly are at a higher risk of increasing a heart disease. Beer drinking, and eating late meals are a few reasons that cause pot bellies. Scratcher,the tum boyfriend, is both a late meal eater and a beer aficionado! Now after reading this I need to help him avoid doing both the things, and also I need to send him to the gym so that he can exercise his stomach muscles to shrink the little soft bag.

But what about me? Have these scientists no heart?Why do they need to publish such stuff. I was better off as an ignorant.Where will I shrink my face when I will feel very low!! Miss you Tum Pum! Sniff Sniff!!

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