Me – Lying down languorously, and thinking about the new accolade that Drowsey passed on to me.
Alter Ego (sarcastically) – Impressive Huh! Two awards in just two months of blogging. Which one this time?
Me (smilingly) – Mmm. The Kick Ass Blogger Award.
Alter Ego (smirkingly)- Drowsey again?
ME– (a little annoyed) -What do you mean by ‘Drowsey again’?
Alter Ego– I am just asking!
Me (chuckling at the thought) Yeah!
Alter Ego– Why do you think she gave this award to you?
Me (shrug)- May be she likes me.
Alter Ego– May be not?
ME (startled)- But then, why do you think she gave this award to me?
Alter Ego– May be she wanted to kick your ass hard, and it’s her way to telling you that ‘since all you write is crap, and I want to give one Kick in your Ass.’ I thought that you were smart enough to understand this much!
ME (jaw drops) -Rather than thanking her ,you are just putting wrong things in my head. I am telling you that she likes me, likes me, and likes me. Do you know that I have to pass this award to five other bloggers?
Alter Ego (carelessly) -Mmmmm
ME- I’ll ask her tomorrow whether she likes me or not! Fuck Off! And if I don’t get another award from her, you better be prepared for an award from me.
Alter Ego– Yawn! It’s quite late, I gotta sleep. Good Night.
ME (Grumpy)- Buzz Off!
Drowsey, would you tell me who won? My Alter Ego or I? Tell me that I did!
Not thinking about way my Grima Wormtongue Alter Ego thinks, I am passing this award to five of my fellow bloggers whose blogs I enjoy a lot. But wait a minute! There are some rules.
Load Drowsey’s Blog- Copy rules there- Paste rules here.
* Choose 5 other bloggers that you feel are “Kick Ass Bloggers”
* Let them know that they have received an award
* Link back to both the person who awarded you and also www.mammadawg.com
* Visit the Kick Ass Blogger Club HQ , to get codes click here and it will take you to KABC HQ, sign Mr. Linky then pass it on!
Hmmm.. looks perfect. So, the Award goes to :-