Me – Lying down languorously, and thinking about the new accolade that Drowsey passed on to me.
Alter Ego (sarcastically) – Impressive Huh! Two awards in just two months of blogging. Which one this time?
Me (smilingly) – Mmm. The Kick Ass Blogger Award.
The Kick Ass Blogger
Alter Ego (smirkingly)- Drowsey again?
ME- (a little annoyed) -What do you mean by ‘Drowsey again’?
Alter Ego- I am just asking!
Me (chuckling at the thought) Yeah!
Alter Ego- Why do you think she gave this award to you?
Me (shrug)- May be she likes me.
Alter Ego- May be not?
ME (startled)- But then, why do you think she gave this award to me?
Alter Ego- May be she wanted to kick your ass hard, and it’s her way to telling you that ‘since all you write is crap, and I want to give one Kick in your Ass.’ I thought that you were smart enough to understand this much!
ME (jaw drops) -Rather than thanking her ,you are just putting wrong things in my head. I am telling you that she likes me, likes me, and likes me. Do you know that I have to pass this award to five other bloggers?
Alter Ego (carelessly) -Mmmmm
ME- I’ll ask her tomorrow whether she likes me or not! Fuck Off! And if I don’t get another award from her, you better be prepared for an award from me.
Alter Ego- Yawn! It’s quite late, I gotta sleep. Good Night.
ME (Grumpy)- Buzz Off!
Drowsey, would you tell me who won? My Alter Ego or I? Tell me that I did!
Not thinking about way my Grima Wormtongue Alter Ego thinks, I am passing this award to five of my fellow bloggers whose blogs I enjoy a lot. But wait a minute! There are some rules.
Load Drowsey’s Blog- Copy rules there- Paste rules here.
* Choose 5 other bloggers that you feel are “Kick Ass Bloggers”
* Let them know that they have received an award
* Link back to both the person who awarded you and also www.mammadawg.com
* Visit the Kick Ass Blogger Club HQ , to get codes click here and it will take you to KABC HQ, sign Mr. Linky then pass it on!
Hmmm.. looks perfect. So, the Award goes to :-
Michael from Electric Egg Cream
Margaret from Nanny Goats in Panties
Daddy Papersurfer from Daddy Papersurfer
And
The Vicar from Your Neighbourhood Reverend
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August 8, 2008 at 12:59 am
Daddy Papersurfer
Great post Scratchy – we all have those conversations in our heads [or cardboard boxes of course].
….. and thank you for my award. I’m really boring about these I’m afraid – I take them and put them in a private cupboard and steal in there every now and again and I *preen* quietly. You would be quite justified in taking it back [if you want to see a grown man cry - tee hee]
August 8, 2008 at 2:27 am
Michael
Thank you, Scratch, for the award…and for the link which may hold the key to the missing link and to whatever/whomever is missing in our own time and place linked to numerous other links including tiddlywinks, I think.
See what links do to me: leave me totally disconnected or link-less. Regards from the Pits of the Baked Big Apple.
August 8, 2008 at 6:01 am
DrowseyMonkey
I’m confused … but I think you did! LOL
August 8, 2008 at 6:18 am
Nanny Goats
Me: Woo hoo! I’m a Kick-Ass blogger! You did find out that’s what it means, right?
My alter-ego: Don’t flatter yourself.
August 8, 2008 at 7:49 am
The Rev.
Lawdy lawdy! I am truly flattered!
(Insert five humble bows right……….here)
Thank you!
August 8, 2008 at 10:35 am
scratchbags
DP- I remember that you mentioned about your private cupboard somewhere. I won’t make the old man cry * tee hee*! Please keep the award!
Michael- I am glad that my link made you to link up things that you wouldn’t have been able to link up had I not linked you with the link including tidllywinks. Ooops!:-P
Drowsey- What do you mean that you are confused? You mean that there is an equal chance that my Alter Ego has won. No No!!! *Scratchy bangs her head against the blog wall*
Margaret-
Me- Do you think Margaret liked the award?
Alter Ego (evil grin)- Even if she did, the feeling won’t last long. ta ra la la la la
Me- (eyes wide and jaw drops)
Rev- Pleasure is mine Sir! *bows*
August 8, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Daddy Papersurfer
I am buffing at this very moment ……. *more preening* – tee hee
August 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm
70steen
aww SB thank you so much I will hang it up when I come back from my hollies
As for your convo with Alter Ego you definitely won
August 8, 2008 at 1:50 pm
scratchbags
DP- You are still preening? Your Alter Ego seems to be asleep!
Take care of the cardboard box though!
August 8, 2008 at 1:52 pm
scratchbags
He he Thanks 70s.:) Have a great time and get piccys!
August 8, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Jay
Scratch, you are a kick-ass blogger, which means you’re good. Okay? I so nearly passed that one on to you myself! Congratulations! I’m so glad Drowsey gave it to you – the world is spinning correctly after all.
August 9, 2008 at 6:25 am
scratchbags
Hey Jay, Now I am actually preening; you also considered me for the award? Wow! Looks like something right is happening around here.;)
August 9, 2008 at 4:49 pm
RennyBA
Great to meet you! Here from Diane’s – congrats with your award. I got it too – an honour to be listed among yours!